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August 4, 2002 · 11:30 PM PDT · link

DAY FOUR: They ran out of badge holders!  You know those plastic things you slip the badge into and then you clip it on a pocket or something?  They ran out of them at the con and had to ask departing guests to turn theirs back for recycling.  There's a good indicator that attendance at this year's Comic-Con International was waaaay above anyone's expectations.  Rumor has it that at one point, the line for on-site registration was six blocks long.  (If you're thinking of registering on-site for next year's con, I'd leave now.)

I'm beat from the drive home so I'll just say that my panels today (tributes to Dan DeCarlo and Jack Kirby) went well, though I was a tad loopy by the second and babbled more than usual.  Fortunately, all the guests were great.  Heck, everything at the con was pretty great except, of course, for things like parking, concession stand prices, the sheer size of the hall and of the teeming mass of humanity that often made getting from Here to There a task of superhuman proportion.

Check back here in a day or so for more in-depth thoughts about the last four days...assuming, that is, I have any.

August 3, 2002 · 11:30 PM PDT · link

DAY THREE:  Staggering rumors abound of convention attendance topping any level-headed estimates.  God, was it crowded in the place today...though by the time the aisles were totally jammed, I was upstairs moderating panels, starting with the Trivia Competition between three comic book writers (Len Wein, Mark Waid and Kurt Busiek) and three reps from the Comedy Central game show, Beat the Geeks.  The Geeks battled nobly but you don't tug on Superman's cape, you don't spit into the wind, you don't pull the mask on the old Lone Ranger and you don't win a funnybook trivia contest against any team with Waid on it.  The final scores were pretty far apart but a good time was had by all.

Then it was over the Ray Bradbury/Julius Schwartz panel, the first half of which I moderated.  I was there to open the proceedings and to bring in a surprise guest...Al Feldstein, the editor-writer of Tales from the Crypt and other EC Comics.  Though EC adapted many of Bradbury's short stories, Feldstein — their editor-adapter — had never met Bradbury and we thought it was time he did.  A packed house went wild as Feldstein took the stage and, a half-century after that classic work was done, first shook hands.  Al actually choked up, describing the honor he felt in being allowed to compress Bradbury tales into comic book format.  It was one of those moments...

My day closed out with a Cartoon Voice Panel and another celebrating 20 years of Groo.  We had a nice little surprise at the latter, as some of the members of the Groop (the Internet-connected Groo Fan Club) had prepared giant birthday cards for Sergio and myself, and my wonderful friend Carolyn Kelly had baked Mulch Cookies for everyone in the room, "mulch" being an occasional running joke in the comic.  Carolyn has promised to write out the recipe she devised and I'll be sharing it on this site and in the comic.

A lovely dinner (thanks again, Paul) and lots of wonderful conversation rounded out the day.  What a wonderful time everyone seems to be having.  Good night.

August 2, 2002 · 11:30 PM PDT · link

DAY TWO: I'd love to be able to report some vital, stirring news from the convention but all I have to write about is my day: Four panels and then the Eisner Awards.  The "50 Years of Mad Magazine" panel was fun.  But then, how could a "50 Years of Mad Magazine" panel not be fun?  Then came the Golden Age Panel which was also great, especially when veteran artist Nick Cardy and Bob Lubbers got to swapping stories of their mutual days drawing comics for Fiction House.  Irv Novick spoke briefly but eloquently about his longtime editor, the recently-departed Robert Kanigher.  William Woolfolk was not quite as flattering in recalling his longtime editor, Mort Weisinger.

Then came the Oddball Comics slide show with Scott Shaw! displaying some of the weirder comics to be edited by Julius Schwartz and Julie sitting there, trying to remember why he put such odd things on his covers.  (A lot of gorillas, most of them talking, and a lot of images of the Earth having weird things done to it.)  This was followed by our "Quick Draw" panel: Scott, Sergio Aragonés, Erik Larsen and John Romita, Jr. doing rapid-fire cartooning based on challenges from me and suggestions from the audience.  Folks loved it and I think we've got another one of those events that has to be done every year at the convention.

In the evening: I don't wish to disparage anyone's awards.  I think awards are fine for what they are, which is probably less than most recipients wish to believe.  I just can't sit through 2+ hours of clapping five times in each category — once for each nominee — then again for the winner and yet again for the winner's acceptance speech.  Multiply that by the number of awards (26), then toss in applause for all the Inkpot Awards, honorary trophies, presenters, special guests worthy of recognition, Hall of Fame inductees, obituaries, etc., and I'm sorry.  I just can't clap that much.  At one point in the Eisner ceremony, they gave out some sort of Retailer of the Year award for running the best comic book store.  There were, I think, seven nominees so we clapped for all of them.  Then they announced which three of them were finalists, so we clapped again for three of those stores.  Then they announced which store had won the award so we clapped a third time for that store and again for its owner's acceptance speech.  We also clapped for the award's presenter and for the award's various sponsors.  There are acts in Vegas that risk their lives, two shows nightly, and don't get as much applause.  Enough, already.

Anyway, lots of people won awards and you can probably find out who over at www.comicbookresources.com.  Busy day tomorrow.  Good night.

August 1, 2002 · 11:30 PM PDT · link

DAY ONE: Word around the con was that a horrendous traffic accident (including a load of dumped hot asphalt) closed the San Diego Freeway — and therefore, the most-traveled route to the con — for much of the day.  We were lucky to have driven here last night but some folks had terror tales of 6-7 hours doing an inch-a-minute down the 405.  Still, from the crowded hall, you wouldn't have guessed anyone had any trouble making their way to Comic-Con International

And the hall is not only crowded; it's larger than ever before, owing to a new expansion.  Just to walk from the DC display to Artists' Alley, you have to adjust your watch and bed down for the night.  I'm thinking of getting one of those motorized Rascal scooters to tool around the room.  The streets of San Diego are rampant with those little bicycle-driven pedal taxis to carry you from hotel to hotel.  It's only a matter of time before they have them in the convention hall.  ("Take me to the Dark Horse booth...and take the scenic route past Julie Strain's table...")

As for me: The book is out and, of course, we've already found one typo.  I did two panels today...wonderful chats first with Bob Oksner and then with Herb Trimpe.  If I weren't so tired, I'd post interesting summaries.  But I'm too tired.

Lastly, I have a friend who never attends these things but always asks me, "What was the mood of the convention?"  So far, I'd say the mood could be summarized by the phrase, "Can you believe how big this place is?"  We'll see if it's any smaller tomorrow...

July 31, 2002 · 2:00 AM PDT · link

I CONTINUE TO ENJOY the hoary reruns of I've Got A Secret on the Game Show Network and I keep noticing little things I never noticed while watching them as a child.  One is how amazingly sharp and clever panelist Bill Cullen was.  Cullen was a great game show host but he was even better as a player.  And I also didn't realize back then that you almost never saw him walking more than a step or two.  He had a bad limp due to childhood Polio and apparently asked the producers to avoid making it obvious.  So they put him in the first chair on the panel, which meant the least amount of walking when the panelists had to walk in or out or over to the stage area.

It also meant that the other male panelist, Henry Morgan, handled any activity that required moving about much, and it explains why Morgan, not Cullen, usually guest-hosted when Garry Moore was away.  Too many of the Secret activities required the host to work on his feet.

I did notice, when I watched these shows in the sixties, that the questioning would often start with Betsy Palmer, who was in the second chair.  I did not understand (but do now) that this was because Cullen was just too smart.  For certain secrets — especially those involving aviation or the military — he was likely to knock it off too rapidly.  Starting with Betsy meant that Bill would play last.

One of these days, panel shows like Secret and What's My Line? will make a big comeback.  The impediment (and I'm sure it's surmountable if anyone tries) may be that there aren't a lot of obvious contenders for panelists.  Back then, there were people like Cullen who'd logged thousands of hours of live TV experience and knew well how to play a game for real but still make it funny.  The recent, unsuccessful resurrection of To Tell the Truth featured a lot of panelists who never quite connected with each other, let alone the audience.  But with half the population of this country now more or less in show business, I can't believe they can't find a new Bill Cullen.

July 30, 2002 · 4:30 PM PDT · link

I DON'T REALLY CARE what happens to Senator Robert Torricelli but sitting here, watching news coverage of the ethics investigation of the man, I keep hearing a phrase that always struck me as odd.  The phrase is...

"...the appearance of impropriety."

Now, obviously, if one is in a position of trust, one should do whatever one can to avoid the appearance of impropriety.  But once someone has decided you might have done something improper and started investigating, shouldn't the question of "appearance" be considered moot?  Either you did something improper or you didn't.  If you did, then that's the crime.  I mean, if someone is found guilty of killing someone, we don't also accuse them of creating "the appearance of murder."  If you didn't do something improper, then permitting the appearance may have been foolish on your part...but it's also possible that the error was in the eye of the beholder.

The Senate's Ethics Committee has just, as I write this, admonished Torricelli for a number of actions, including "the appearance of impropriety."  This seems to me like a one-sided, don't-argue-with-us admonition: "We think you looked like you were doing something wrong and, even though you weren't, you're to blame for the fact that we thought that."

Like I said, I don't care much about Torricelli and, even leaving this charge aside, there are plenty of others against him, some involving more than appearance.  But when I hear someone being chastized for "the appearance of impropriety," I always suspect that the accuser may be blaming the accused for a false accusation, and doing so in a manner that does not permit them to defend themselves.

July 30, 2002 · 3:00 PM PDT · link

JUST ADDED to Friday's MAD Magazine panel at the Comic-Con International: Current "Spy Vs. Spy" artist Peter Kuper.  Oughta be even more fun.

We have a load of convention tips over here but here's one more: The parking spaces at the convention center in San Diego tend to fill up rapidly.  They have, however, a most-efficient shuttle bus network making the rounds of nearby hotels.  You may be able to park at or near one of those hotels, hop on a shuttle bus and get to the convention that way.  Just a thought.

And two more: If you want to get cash from the ATM at the convention center, you'd better get in line now.  In other words, bring money.  Don't count on being able to snag some there.  Also, if you're in need of food or toiletries, there's a huge Ralph's Market about three blocks from the convention center.

I will be where I'll be, as per my convention schedule.  If you're a devout follower of this website and want to say howdy, I'd be delighted to say howdy back.

July 30, 2002 · 2:00 AM PDT · link

ALL SET for the convention?  Yeah...me, neither.  Every year, a few days before the annual Comic-Con International in San Diego, I survey the list of Things I Absolutely Must Do Before The Con and wish we could get a postponement.  All I'm asking is that they delay the thing about ten days.  Is that too much to ask?

But I'll get everything done and, once I'm there and things shift from pre-convention frenzy to convention-in-progress frenzy, all will be fine.  For those of you who need a preview of my con-in-progress frenzy, here's another link to the list of the twelve (12!) events I'm hosting.  Perhaps we'll see you at one of them.  Perhaps we'll even see me at one of them.

And while I have your attention: Here's the weather forecast for San Diego.  As I write this, the call is for highs of 72, lows of 66 throughout the convention.

THEY'VE BEEN advertising the hell out of the new Dana Carvey movie, Master of Disguise.  I love Carvey but the commercials sure make me not want to go see his film...especially when they tell us, "If you loved Shrek and Snow Dogs, you'll love Master of Disguise."  Uh, do these three movies have anything at all in common?  I mean, it's not like the creative talents behind Shrek and Snow Dogs have anything to do with Master of Disguise.

They're just naming two popular movies and hoping you'll connect them to Carvey's new film without wondering why.  It's an odd way to sell a product, especially since — if they want to link themselves to Hollywood heat — they could mention that Adam Sandler is one of the Executive Producers of Master of Disguise.  But they don't.

I have absolutely no idea how good a movie this is.  But I sure get the feeling that whoever's putting their ads together doesn't think much of it.

July 29, 2002- 2:30 AM PDT · link

I MISS Adams Sour Orange Gum.  I haven't chewed a piece of gum since they stopped making it.  The company was purchased by Pfizer, the people who make Viagra...which reportedly has much the same effect.

WE'VE BEEN AVERAGING 1100 "hits" per day here at POVonline.  Ergo, we are less than a week from notching 200,000 on the little counter at the bottom of this page.

Web counters are close to meaningless.  When you access a site, an "I.P." address is transmitted.  This is a code that is supposed to be a unique identifier, thereby enabling the host computer to differentiate between ten accesses by one user and ten accesses by ten users.  There are hundreds of reasons why this means of tallying does not really work but I'll cite two...

First:  Counters are configured to track by a certain "no repeat" pattern.  They don't want you to count as 100 hits if you sit there and reload the same page 100 times in a row.  Therefore, they only record repeat I.P. addresses if a certain interval of time has passed between them.  The trouble is that one counter might count a new "hit" if you access the page again after five minutes, whereas another counter might insist on an hour.  Ergo, two counters on two different sites could be playing by completely different rules.

Second:  More people access the web via America On-Line than any other Internet Service Provider.  For its own quaint reasons, AOL assigns I.P. numbers from a limited pool.  Thus, a thousand people who are simultaneously accessing the Internet via AOL could have the same I.P. number at the same time and, if they all access the same site, they could be counted as one person.

The unreliability of counters is so obvious that one company offers a service they call Fake Counter, which puts a counter on your web page that generates a completely random number.  Here's a Fake Counter and, as you'll see if you reload this page repeatedly, it gives you a meaningless, non-sequential statistic every time...

Nevertheless, just as people overlook the margin of error or vagueness of questioning in polls when it serves their purpose, we pretend web counters actually count.  So I thank all of you for publicizing this site and for giving me the completely illogical feeling of pride I will feel when we top 200,000...and then, in less than two months, when we top a quarter of a million.

July 28, 2002- 12:45 PM PDT · link

TWO TEENSY CONTROVERSIES seem to be erupting with regard to Emmy nominations for Late Show With David Letterman.  They're not that important.  Nothing about the Emmy Awards is that important.  But we still wrote a piece about the matter, which you'll find over in this, the latest of the NOTES from me.

PEOPLE WITH TOO MUCH FREE TIME: Number two in a series.

JUST DID A FIX on my column about going to see them film The Dick Van Dyke Show.  When I originally wrote it, I got the dates and my age screwed-up and every year or so, someone notices the discrepancy.  This morn, I got an e-mail from Mark Thorson and I decided it was time to correct it.

July 28, 2002- 12:00 AM PDT · link

ACTOR-WRITER GENE MOSS was remembered last evening with a lovely memorial service out at the Sportsmens Lodge in Studio City.  Family, friends and even a few devoted Shrimpenstein fans turned out in force to recall and tell stories about a very funny, creative man.  Gary Owens told of the halcyon days of Roger Ramjet recording (Gary had the title role; Moss and his then-partner Jim Thurman wrote 'em all) when Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin were recording next door, and one of them would pop by to play some one-line role, sans credit.  Thurman told of the days they wrote and performed together, noting that he was omitting incidents for which the Statute of Limitations had not expired.  Even our own Scott Shaw! got up and spoke as a representative of all of us who were inspired by/warped by (pick one) the hip humor that Moss and Thurman brought to television in the sixties.  It all made for a lovely remembrance of a man who, everyone agreed, would have loved one more chance to be around all those people.

Updates on events at the Comic-Con International:  You can expect a real battle at the Beat the Geeks competition on Saturday.  Representing the show will be their Comic Geek plus two deputy Geeks...but most of the Geeks from the Comedy Central series will also be present.  Also, we've added Mike Royer to the Jack Kirby Tribute Panel on Sunday.  Mike was Jack's main inker throughout the seventies.  For more info, click below...

THEATER BUFFS: You might want to stop by www.achorusline.org, a site set up by and for former cast members of what was once Broadway's longest-running musical.  Very interesting.

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